Warhammer Fantasy Battle Reporter Forum

This is a new game I discovered on another forum I'm on. Here's the rules:

- You are trying to be as as possible (e.g. Bob Posts: Chicken nuggets, then Phil posts: Pencil cap erasers)
- You must wait either 3 posts or 2 days before you post another.....well post.
- Try to keep it between one and three sentences, no paragraphs or 2 word-ers.
- No random typing, keep it but something real (no excesive symbols, smilies, or numbers.)
- It doesn't have to be warhammer related, but throw a few in every once in a while (this is a warhammer forum after all.)
- Most of all, HAVE FUN!

I will start off in the post below

Today, there was a giant cow that rampaged our city. It sprayed milk EVERYWHERE. It hooves destoyed EVERYTHING.... Atleast we have free milk!

(I couldn't think of anything )

a vast migration of cats makes scientists think they like milk

As a demonic chicken crows in the background,a giant worm tears through the earths rim,devouring everything.

...except for the uneatable cake from the Dwarven mines where the god of pastry...

Sig your not supposed to be on topic. You continued Sock's post but I'll let it slide for now.

ON (OFF?) TOPIC: My soda can imploded after a Jedi Master shot it with a paper bag launcher.

I like bacon and ham mixed with toenails and Ogre Eyeballs. They make quite the delicious smoothie.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

That's what I was shouting around the whole place today...

THat and chopping people up... you know, for the blood, for the blood god...

A giant Bretonnian horse is destroying my house, to good thing is that i can build a new one later.

The great unclean won (nurgle) had a stomach problem in my town

Wellllllzzzz I have to go Play Kingdom Heartz! Duh most epicness game EVA!!!

I once did a doodoo in your pocket!

I found money in my pee!

I'm only making this post to increase my post count.

lol))) go on engineer)